Describe the cars' owners!

OK, here is a list of a few cars' descriptions.Your job is to read these descriptions, and describe the people owning these cars.So, here goes:1st car - A 2004 black LWB Lincoln Town Car, parked by a Subway in Louisiana. It has 2 small stickers advertising a chaffeur-car-for-hire company on its rear windows.On the rear, there is a lot of bumper stickers: a Lynyrd Skynyrd one, a Creedence Clearwater Revival one, a Kansas one, a Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band one, an Aerosmith one, a Make America Great Again one, a local classic rock station one, and an NRA membership one.In the backseat, there is a white suit, white trousers and black tie. The dashboard has a Bluetooth speaker on top. At the center console, you have an empty gun holster.2nd car - A 1976 Ford F-250 stepside truck. It's parked by a lumber mill in the Appalachian region. The exterior is quite destitute,,with the entire lower portions of doors,,bed and fenders either rotten away or Bondo'd up, and a spray can blue paintjob.The bed has a homemade wooden high side installation and bed liner, both rotten. On the bed, there is a flannel shirt and a chainsaw.The interior has a lot of wear and tear. There is no radio; instead, you have an old iPod+cheap speaker combo. The odometer shows 451,930 miles. On the passenger seat, there is a cheap Chinese tablet.3rd car - A 2016 Tesla Model S P90D, parked at a strip club in Reno. It looks very fresh and seems to be detailed relatively often. The rims are aftermarket, and painted glossy black.Inside, there are business cards for a hotel in the glovebox, a book titled "How To Lower The Taxes Of Your Business" on the passenger seat, and on the backseat, some Walmart shopping bags old McDonald and KFC takeout bags.4th car - A 2014 Chrysler 200 sedan. It is parked at a small house in St. Louis. The front bumper is broken after an accident, but the lights and plate holder are OK. The trunk has a leasing company sticker on it.Inside, you can see Whole Foods shopping bags, a brand-new Macbook, a toolbox and a catalog for Samsung TV sets.5th car - A 1998 Toyota Sienna. It is parked in a lot in Detroit. The exterior is quite rusted. It has cheap, thin steelies and a spray can painted rear bumper.Inside, the seats are removed. The car has some cheap Chinese goods loaded inside. Also, there is a sleeping bag and a cheap feature phone on the passenger seat.So, what can you say about the owners of these things? via /r/cars http://ift.tt/2tN595u