I traded in tree sap for bird poo.

One of my cars is forced to sit in my driveway since my garage is filled. I got really sick of dealing with tree sap and the occasional bird poo. I had two trees removed to remedy the problem. I figured clear skies would solve the issue.Well god damn I was so very wrong. I thought it may have been a fluke but nope. I'm averaging about 4 bird bombs a week now. Its like the birds are deliberately aiming at my car. I move its approximate position everyday. My driveway is paved with black asphalt so I can usually spot a bird dropping on it. My driveway is always perfectly clear while my car had a bomb dropped on it.Why? via /r/cars http://ift.tt/2sIjYVG